There’s no doubt about it, the deep, dark world of Tinder is a mystery to us all. While you might be looking for Mr. or Mrs. Right, there are people out there looking for something altogether different. If you happen to frequent the app, you will have likely had your fair share of cheesy and awkward chat up lines. Here are just seven that are sure to make you giggle.
1. This hilarious asthma-related joke
Am I the only one who things that an asthma joke is in poor taste? Having said that, I did chuckle when I saw this one… but I’m not 100% sure that it would win me over.
2. It started out so well…
This one seemed to start out so well. I thought that the guy was going to give her some lovely flowers, but, of course, that was so not the case. Yikes.
3. Umm… Just no!
This guy thinks that he is pretty funny, but the girl is one step ahead of his nonsense. She can already tell that he is so not a keeper. Next, please!
4. This is just too gross
Why do all these chat-up lines start out so well. He could have gone so many ways, and yet he decided to go with this line. Can you please stop?
5. Well, this is a real turn off
While the joke might be kind of funny, there is something seriously unappealing about this guy. I’m not exactly sure what it is, but he seems a little too eager.
6. This one is genuinely hilarious
Well played, my friend, well played. To be fair, this has to be one of the funniest chat-up lines. Sure, it’s a little cheesy, but that is the beauty of it in a way.
7. I’d definitely start with your arm
Well, this guy certainly has points for his originality. I’m quite sure that the girl would never had heard this chat-up line before. Having said that, I’m not sure that she was into the question all that much.